Programming Jokes?

Recently from the internet:

Adam: what do you get when you divide an uint_32 with a uint_16 ?

Sent at 2:27 PM on Tuesday

me: your mom?

Adam: mmmmm..

forget it, i'll just do it when i parse the results with python.

me: oh. this was a serious question?

I thought it was the start of a bad programming joke.

Adam: no

lol

do i look lke someone who would go around telling bad programming jokes?

We discussed his actual problem, and the conversation eventually became:

Adam: Why weren't the Romans very good C programmers?

Adam: They had no way to return 0.

me: oh dear.

Adam: Two bytes meet. The first one asks, "Are you ill?" The second replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."