Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Programming Jokes?

Recently from the internet:

Adam: what do you get when you divide an uint_32 with a uint_16 ?
Sent at 2:27 PM on Tuesday
me: your mom?
Adam: mmmmm..
forget it, i'll just do it when i parse the results with python.
me: oh. this was a serious question?
I thought it was the start of a bad programming joke.
Adam: no
do i look lke someone who would go around telling bad programming jokes?
We discussed his actual problem, and the conversation eventually became:
Adam: Why weren't the Romans very good C programmers?
Adam: They had no way to return 0.
me: oh dear.
Adam: Two bytes meet. The first one asks, "Are you ill?" The second replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

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