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Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies!.

I am devastated with discovering time doesn't stand still, planning my wedding, just generally being the life of the party to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from when the nightclubs close to I run out of alcohol. I am smitten. but never say never.

I solemnly swear I will get online again after this next set. Honestly! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.